Archive for May, 2004

Punk

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

What does it take to be punk? Spikes – whether they be in the hair or on a collar or anywhere else, a punk must have spikes of some sort. Safety pins – it’s important to mesh some safety pins into your outfit somewhere. That way if you ever need one, you’ve got it. Second [...]

Punk Band

Sunday, May 23rd, 2004

Alright, so bein’ thug didn’t fly. I basically lacked the motivation to do all the stuff required. So, I am looking for a new goal, which will look equally impressive to the ladies, but require much less effort on my part. What I’m getting at is that I’m going to start a band. I will [...]

Here Comes the Meanness

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004

I think I pretend to be meaner than I really am for a couple reasons: 1. It’s easy, it doesn’t take much effort to assess a situation and determine how to act, I’m just an asshole regardless. Occasionally I’ll break from this trend and just be passively nice. 2. If I do ponder something nice [...]

Summer

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004

I have my car out for the summer and it has a new battery, so it starts which is always a plus, since push starting a 5 liter engine is a bitch and a half (see previous entry for elaboration on this). I also have my pistol back, which makes me a happy person. They [...]

Lightning

Sunday, May 9th, 2004

I think I just got about as close as physically possible to lightning. Of course I was indoors and it was outside, but never mind that. I’m just sitting here minding my own business grading UBT’s and there is this marvelous flash and crack – not the normal delayed crack, but an instant crack like [...]