Dictations of the Conkerer

I have my bike back in operation… This makes for a happy Matt.

Borrowed fun: Comment, and I shall give you a letter. Go back to your journal, and write five words beginning with that letter, including an explanation what the word means to you and why. My letter was N… Norconk – this one’s obvious, and not really skippable. It’s my name, originally from Belgium. Like Ms. [...]

There’s something that’s a cross between brownies and german chocolate cake in the lab. It’s awesome. It makes me wonder what kind of noises Rachel Rae if she ate some. Probably just a big long string of vowels followed by something like “That was wonderful.”

Since everyone’s doing it, and if everyone else is doing it, it’s probably a good idea, I’m going to write about food. Q. If everyone else is jumping off the bridge would you? A. If everyone is jumping off the bridge, it probably means a train is coming… so yes. I ate 2670 Calories today, [...]

Today I went to Total Firearms and did my qualification for the concealed carry weapon permit. I passed. This means that after sitting through 10 hours of class and taking a 50 question test I am well on my way to getting a permit for something I will likely never do. So, the qualifying was [...]