Dictations of the Conkerer

Not only has human evolution stopped (based the fact that sick people live and we still have toes), it has reversed itself. To quote Mr. T: “I pitty the foo’”

I’m back. Kayaking was fun. For the most part I was able to participate, although maybe in limited force. I took more of the fun / interesting classes rather than the classes for becoming a better bad ass. Last year I took as many of the strokes, bracing and rescue classes as possible. This year [...]

Kayaking has been good. Hand is holding up well (in my opinion, maybe not a doctor’s). I kick ass like none other. Mild headache from sun, but nothing I can’t deal with. Stuffy nose, because I failed to use nose plugs as intended. Thanks yo’s for waiting for me to see X3. Would Monday night [...]

This post brought to you from a field in the middle of no where. Have a good weekend all. I will be kayaking – you’re jealous, but you’ll just have to cope with it in your own ways. Thanks for waiting for me to see X3 – for those who do.

“You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.” – from an online ‘quiz’ thing – Interesting, but doubtful Doug has declared that I need a girlfriend after witnessing me pause on the PBS acid tripping art show. Shortly thereafter I agreed and also decided that getting to know someone that well [...]