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	<title>Comments for Dictations of the Conkerer</title>
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		<title>Comment on Southern Most Point in the USA by *</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2005/03/13/99/comment-page-1#comment-7124</link>
		<dc:creator>*</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lol!!!</description>
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		<title>Comment on Bags of Crap by norconkm</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2010/10/10/bags-of-crap/comment-page-1#comment-1357</link>
		<dc:creator>norconkm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 01:17:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The pattern on the shirt has been confirmed to read &quot;I love smores&quot; in s&#039;morse code.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The pattern on the shirt has been confirmed to read &#8220;I love smores&#8221; in s&#8217;morse code.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Japan by norconkm</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2010/03/13/japan/comment-page-1#comment-1012</link>
		<dc:creator>norconkm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 04:59:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom didn&#039;t buy the hook.  If you haven&#039;t heard, you should have him explain why it&#039;s smirk-worthy next time you meet.

In hindsight, I should have bought a knife.  It would have been an excellent souvenir, and I had to check luggage anyway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom didn&#8217;t buy the hook.  If you haven&#8217;t heard, you should have him explain why it&#8217;s smirk-worthy next time you meet.</p>
<p>In hindsight, I should have bought a knife.  It would have been an excellent souvenir, and I had to check luggage anyway.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Japan by David Greiner</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2010/03/13/japan/comment-page-1#comment-935</link>
		<dc:creator>David Greiner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am never, ever going to mess with Tom again. Did he buy that hook? He looks eerily happy. By the way, love the name of the blog...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am never, ever going to mess with Tom again. Did he buy that hook? He looks eerily happy. By the way, love the name of the blog&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Comment on Superbowl XLIV by Josh</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2010/02/08/superbowl-xliv/comment-page-1#comment-866</link>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>4.  I went to the Docker&#039;s website and signed up.  Got the confirmation email, have not yet recieved the won/lost email.

5.  I can confirm that socks DO stick to covers.

6.  Agree that The Who looked old.  Pete Townshend&#039;s windmills looked pretty scary.  Good thing there were a lot of trainers nearby.

7.  Onside kick was the best play of the game.

8.  Correction: only CHA CHA will make money (not KGB) because KGB does not have THE NEAL.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>4.  I went to the Docker&#8217;s website and signed up.  Got the confirmation email, have not yet recieved the won/lost email.</p>
<p>5.  I can confirm that socks DO stick to covers.</p>
<p>6.  Agree that The Who looked old.  Pete Townshend&#8217;s windmills looked pretty scary.  Good thing there were a lot of trainers nearby.</p>
<p>7.  Onside kick was the best play of the game.</p>
<p>8.  Correction: only CHA CHA will make money (not KGB) because KGB does not have THE NEAL.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Statistically Speaking, Stats are Bunk by Josh</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2009/10/14/statistically-speaking/comment-page-1#comment-819</link>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 21:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Comment on Jeep Eulogy by Josh</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2009/08/17/jeep-eulogy/comment-page-1#comment-772</link>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think this is truly sadder than some human eulogies I&#039;ve heard.  The old girl sure had a lot of life experience.  It&#039;s kinda sad that someone gave her that liquid glass IV and made her start running until her heart stopped pumping.

Eh, who am I kidding that thing scared me :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think this is truly sadder than some human eulogies I&#8217;ve heard.  The old girl sure had a lot of life experience.  It&#8217;s kinda sad that someone gave her that liquid glass IV and made her start running until her heart stopped pumping.</p>
<p>Eh, who am I kidding that thing scared me <img src='http://norconk.com/wordpress/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Comment on Auto Update by Josh</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2009/08/02/auto-update/comment-page-1#comment-769</link>
		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Josh&#039;s Civic has a the most well designed transmission ever.  It will drive over your mulleted transmission just for fun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Josh&#8217;s Civic has a the most well designed transmission ever.  It will drive over your mulleted transmission just for fun.</p>
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		<title>Comment on Cash for Clunkers by windows</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2009/06/27/cash-for-clunkers/comment-page-1#comment-763</link>
		<dc:creator>windows</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Keep blogging,really like the flow in your blog posts!.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep blogging,really like the flow in your blog posts!.</p>
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		<title>Comment on And I need clean pants&#8230; by tlzita</title>
		<link>http://norconk.com/2008/03/11/and-i-need-clean-pants/comment-page-1#comment-115</link>
		<dc:creator>tlzita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow!   I so was not expecting that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow!   I so was not expecting that!</p>
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