So, despite my lack of desire to see money traded for random, typically useless stuff shipped to me, I acquired one of these Woot Bags of Crap. I think these in particular are more about the nerd cred than the actual thing. Once again, no major scores like big screen TVs, etc.
Item one – green headphones. Maybe useful, after all, I don’t really care what color my headphones are. At least they’re the silicone tipped type which are preferable.
Daily outlet timer… Based on past experience (I have one of these) I will never trust this to keep accurate time. Not that it’s not useful for some things, like, if the picture is to be believed, turning on every light in your house.
Michael Jackson bobblehead… this is not useful at all.
All purpose cloth! At long last, I can get rid of my massive collections of single purpose cloths. At least it’s stupidly bright orange.
And, the standard issue flying, screaming, Woot! monkey – this time with a disposable Woot! cup. This will be taken to work to annoy people until it breaks, which is predicted to be after 2 hours.