Nevermind how it was found… if you want to read something depressing check this out: www.nomarriage.com. The hell with finding women and dating – I’ll just get a hooker every other night until I’m 45 – apparently in the long run it’s cheaper. Whoopee!!!

Rocket Launcher Dude

At first you think… “oh, that’s just Conk posting militant pictures” but then you take another look and notice what he’s wearing. It’s only then that you realize that you have just seen definitive proof that you can both wear a fanny pack and be an american badass.