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Bags of Crap

By norconkm | 10/10/2010 - 4:45 pm |10/10/2010 computers, humor, pictures, rants
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This post is one of pride as well as shame. I purchased a “Bag of Crap” from Woot. For the uninitiated, Woot is a site that features one item (often techy) for sale every day, available until midnight central time or it (occasionally) sells out. Then, there is the Woot-Off…… Continue reading →

No Maintenance, Just Fixes

By norconkm | 04/26/2008 - 2:31 pm |04/26/2008 humor, life, vehicles
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For those who haven’t met me in person, I drive a blue Jeep Cherokee. It’s old, it’s rusted, it’s dented, it’s been rolled once and declared totaled, and I don’t do preventative maintenance. I have about a five mile drive into work. Last Friday, about 3.5 miles into the trip… Continue reading →

Soundtrack

By norconkm | 11/02/2007 - 7:48 am |03/30/2008 humor, links, pictures
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http://xkcd.com/337/ See, Ride of the Valkyries really does improve anything!

Excerpts from Dooce

By norconkm | 09/03/2007 - 7:55 pm |03/30/2008 humor, imports, links
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So we bought some artificially flavored “coffee house beverage mix,” the kind of thing you scoop into a cup of hot water. And it’s not so bad, although it’s a little sweet and has no kick whatsoever. Also, it doesn’t look at all like coffee, which is a bonus because… Continue reading →

Dooce Excerpt

By norconkm | 08/14/2007 - 12:29 am |03/30/2008 humor, imports, links
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I just felt inspired to remind you of something that I think you already know but forgot when I read your post about anxiety today. It’s just this: when you eat animals that have been to the slaughterhouse, you are likely consuming on a more subtle and energetic level the… Continue reading →

Eerie Comparisons

By norconkm | 06/04/2007 - 12:10 pm |08/13/2008 humor, pictures
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Stalin and Borat…

Wondermark (Republicans)

By norconkm | 04/20/2007 - 10:15 am |03/30/2008 humor, imports, pictures
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http://www.wondermark.com/d/289.html

Tired, Very Very Tired

By norconkm | 02/05/2007 - 11:35 pm |03/30/2008 humor
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Someone call me at 6 am to make sure I wake up and get into work to get my demo setup. Seriously. ——– The best religiously affiliated, yet non offensive joke I know of: A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables,… Continue reading →

xkcd Comic

By norconkm | 02/05/2007 - 10:20 am |03/30/2008 humor, imports, links, pictures
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xkcd.org

Song

By norconkm | 02/01/2007 - 11:04 pm |06/01/2013 humor, imports, videos
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I’m entertained…

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