Religiosity
If you have never done so read about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I particularly like the fact that RAmen is the official end to all prayers.
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Fake Your Space
http://www.fakeyourspace.com/ Socially shunned in the real world: go to My Space. Socially shunned at My Space: fake friends!
Recap
I shall relay two more things from the party: I think playing flip cup got me sick. Who ever postulated that the alcohol in beer kills everything was dead wrong. Misheard quote of the evening: “___ is the least socially awkward of the group.” Misheard as “___ is the least… Continue reading
Because
A. I am so moved by the spirit B. It has been a while C. A reminder is always good And Shepherds we shall be, for Thee my lord for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall… Continue reading
Cause I Like Killing Cats
You know what’s fun – when people try to tell you what you’re thinking or why you’re thinking something and they are completely wrong. They sit there like they have the whole world figured out, meanwhile you’re left thinking that a box of rocks would have had better insight.
Real Life Fight Club
Not only has human evolution stopped (based the fact that sick people live and we still have toes), it has reversed itself. To quote Mr. T: “I pitty the foo’”
Tha Hawt
What do you get when you combine a rainy Sunday, a busted hand and 10 gigs of digital photography??? Nick in his boxers! Enjoy it while you can ladies… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stroking the Ego
AIMBUDDY: I can see why you are single. I can’t think of any woman good enough for you. With comments like this, I could just sit around a chill with my ego all day long. Reflections (not by Dianna Ross): I read several things and had several IM conversations tonight,… Continue reading
Goals
I have concluded that on the order of half the ‘data’ I receive every day is complete bullshit. I bet that my brain’s bullshit filter would put google’s to search and filtering algorithms to shame. Secondly – as discussed with Doug – my summer goal shall be to “acquire throngs… Continue reading
Humorous Tidbits
Watching the Weather Man… It’s so-so, but this quote is wonderful: “Here’s something that… if you want your father to think you’re not a silly fuck, don’t slap a guy across the face with a glove. Because if you do that, that’s what he will think, unless you’re a nobleman… Continue reading