by Dave Barry The thing I like best about being a journalist, aside from being able to clip my toenails while working, is that sometimes, through hard work and perseverance and opening my mail, I come across a story that can really help you, the consumer, gain a better understanding… Continue reading
Todays events: Go to Wal*Mart and buy cheap ammo Go to Galyans, Mark buys a 12 guage. Notice that Galyans has a nice sea kayak for $1499 – must work on finding some Galyans employee to buy it for me at 30% discount Go to shooting range, shoot Mark’s 12… Continue reading
Damn… I wish I could somehow save today and replay it for the other 264 days of the year. It’s about as perfect as a day can get. Sunny, with a few small scattered clouds, a slight breeze, late enough in the summer that it’s not too hot and it… Continue reading
I was driving back from TC tonight, and a green Pontiac Grand Prix passed me going significantly faster than me. When he merged back into the right lane he merged a little too far and almost made an unintentional exit off the freeway. So, OK, he’s a moron, but I… Continue reading
Things I want to do this summer, that probably will happen: 1. Golf, haven’t yet and really want to. Not a big deal, just need to take time to do it. 2. Explore an island – leaning toward Bois Blanc (spelling may be wrong) 3. Visit Mackinac island 4. Kayak… Continue reading
Watched Gothika tonight… pretty crappy if you ask me. So, I am appealing to you, my dedicated audience for some good horror movies. I do not have a female of interest, so I’m not looking for some hold each other tight for consolation horror. Use of excessive gore and lots… Continue reading
1. Is is just me, or does Shaq look like the stunt double for Shrek? I mean, some green paint and little twig ears and you couldn’t tell the difference from anything more than three feet away. I think after the Lakers loose, he’s going to go back to his… Continue reading
Had a good long talk with the parentals this evening. It’s good to know that I have support if I decide to quit work here entirely and go home to work and be a bum for the summer, or some combination of the two extremes. I’m not quite to the… Continue reading
I feel depressed… not enough people around, and now Josh has up and left TSFL, so I have an office to myself, which for anyone wondering for future career reasons, blows goats. It’s too quiet, and I don’t have someone sitting there constantly to ask my stupid ass questions like… Continue reading
Alright, so bein’ thug didn’t fly. I basically lacked the motivation to do all the stuff required. So, I am looking for a new goal, which will look equally impressive to the ladies, but require much less effort on my part. What I’m getting at is that I’m going to… Continue reading